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Gruff Theft Tessie - by Elobo

Gruff Theft Tessie




Bubble Monkey was simply flirting with a local gal when a Gruff Goat tore into him, stole his gum, and absconded with Tessie! After plenty of shock and a little dismay, Bubble Monkey ran helplessly along the coas. He'd lost his ride and his bubble gum. The gruff goat was meanwhile in over his head, it would take ages to get this gum out of his manly beard! It was too gorgeous of a beard to cut off. And so the eternal struggle of life goes on. (ebfgp)



Other Submissions by Elobo

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Elobo A City Pregnant of its Own Filth
A city pregnant of its own filth, desolate piles of rot hidden behind a sparkling facade. And the sentries stalk the streets, always. Dissent is dealt with deadly swiftness. So all that remains are those who have deluded themselves into feeling happiness in this squalor. And this hate filled city will give birth to the end.
7/1/09 0.00
Elobo Malevolent Winter (Supplementary 2)
A closer look at the Grim Goat and good ol' Shrooom!!!
11/4/12 0.00
Elobo The Queen Mother
A myriad of tunnels beneath Onett was but the first giant step towards total domination for the Titanic Ant. Born a queen with tremendous resolve she would lead her daughters dauntless into battle, a chemical menagerie of silent war-cries. And though she may fall, perhaps the fruits of her royalty have already spread through the underground of Eagleland, rooting deep at the ends of the farthest capillary-like tunnels. Maybe your sanctuary will become their's once more...
4/10/09 0.00
Elobo Indomitable Inferno
A pack of Carbon dogs can drop a mighty Chomposaur, an alpha pack leader can do the deed - and then some - on its own. But unlike its giant rival, it lacks the cruelty and need for senseless killing. Impossible to dominate or domesticate, but very open to friendship, the Carbon Dog is an intelligent creature with a deep respect for loyalty. With a body and breath that burns as bright and hot as fire that springs forth from its home it is an extremely dangerous enemy. It never backs down once it decides something is worth protecting. And if you can even get close to it, combat won't be any easier.
4/18/09 0.00
Elobo Our Mother's Scab
A robot's systems fail in the desert, on a long forgotten highway. It lays there, a shell - unaware. The artificial world all around it begins to give away. The earth is swallowing the trappings of mankind. Sand and wind scar the land. The first weeds begin to invade this brave new world that Our Mother is carving out for all of her Children.
6/10/09 0.00

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